turtle surprise


when during a rim job, the rimee squeezes some amount of t-rd out, either voluntarily or involuntarily, and p–p ends up on or in the rimmer’s mouth.
“i wasn’t feeling well, but he insisted on r-mm-ng me. i ended up giving him a turtle surprise.”

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