turtle syndrome
turtle syndrome occurs when men experience cold temperatures and their t-st-cl-s and shaft shrink and move close to the groin, resembling a turtle retreating into its sh-ll.
this water is so cold, i’ve got big time turtle syndrome.
shrinkage when a man’s frank and beans shrivel up when he experiences extreme cold, resembling a turtle reseeding into its sh-ll.
i jumped into that cold pool and got wicked turtle syndrome.
women who are impaired by an ugliness so powerful it is overwhelming. a victim who lays their eyes upon one is afflicted by such great lengths of agonizing pain they must turn away. they have very short necks, and sunken in faces. a picture speaks a millions words, a picture of a turtle woman only brings tears and possibly sinister laughter. they are known for leaving p-ssy stains in their granny panties.
me and my buddies p-ssed by women suffering from turtle syndrome and decided to steer clear because we would rather have practiced abstinence for the rest of our lives than touch them with a ten foot pole.
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