turtle test
a turtle test is when you’re not sure if you need to fart or sh-t, so you relax your b-tthole and push a little, and if a turtle’s head peeks out, you clench your -ss so you don’t sh-t yourself. that is a “positive” turtle test. a “negative” is when a fart comes out.
dude, pull over, i’ve gotta take a sh-t.
no way bro, can’t you just fart or something?
i just did a turtle test dude, and it was positive. pull over before i sh-t in your car.
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