Tuskman
a tuskman is any guy you might know who:
is just really beefy; strong and muscular,
may look a little chubby but it’s really mostly muscle,
is a real manly man – no messing around for him,
maybe aspires to become a walrus or grow tusks one day,
and he also tends to turn a lot of men gay because he’s just so amazing.
e.g. 1
guy #1: look at that dude’s muscles, f-ck, he’s ripped!
guy #2: i know man, he’s a real tuskman! <3
e.g. 2
normal guy: supp dude, managed to grow manly tusks yet?
tuskman: no man...but i'll keep on trying.
e.g. 3
hoe: ew no, that guy's a fatty, lol.
guy: no you hoe, he's a f-ckin tuskman!
hoe: oh. d-mnn boy!! <3
guy: d-mn right. <3
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