Turtle Top Hat
when a man takes home a woman who chose to wear a top hat out to a formal event. right after she falls asleep, he -j-c-l-t-s around the rim of the hat, then puts it back onto her head. when she wakes up and her hair has fused to the hat and protests, he simply pulls the hat down forcefully causing her head to pop out of the top of the hat, much like a turtle peeking his head out of his sh-ll.
the bed didn’t have any sheets so i couldn’t superman that hoe, but luckily i was able to still turtle top hat her sh-t.
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