turtle tossing
an oral s-x act performed by a woman when getting her -n-s eaten. a t-rd is protruded from the b-tthole and then retracted back into the colon repeatedly in the mouth of the partner.
what’d you get into last night jake?
i was eating this chicks -ss and she totally turtle tossed me bro. i kinda liked it. i’m pretty sure i’m into turtle tossing now.
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