turtle wax
a term used to describe someone who waxes, or appears to wax, their pubic hair.
it’s as smooth as a tortoise’s sh-ll down there – i just got me a turtle wax!
the act of -j-c-l-t-ng in someone’s helmet while it is left unattended, then getting them to place it on their head. a practical joke particular to the military.
joe left his helmet in the truck so i rubbed one out in it then he put it on, it was the perfect turtle wax.
to take such an extremely long time to “wax” (have s-x with) a girl that the progress is compared to the slow speed of a turtle.
luke: “man i really like elaina!”
flow: “did you wax it yet?”
luke: “not yet…”
flow: “haha… another turtle wax!”
an awfull smelling mixture of -ss fluids and sweat that collects in an individuals upper -ss crack on hot summer days. also common of nerds to acc-mulate large quant-ties of turtlewax while playing videogames in thier sweatpants.
yo, my turtlewax got so bad that it solidified and i had to remove it with a chisel
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