turtledove
a t-rd unexpectedly pops out but full defecation has not occured. you haven’t soiled yourself but extra wiping may be required.
i almost had a shart, thank goodness it was only a turtledove.
an affectionate name for someone you truly care about and would take bullets for. a person whom you would sing songs to or lullabies and could never imagine a world without that person you truly adore.
a name for a grandmother, mother, great uncle, sister or brother, a best friend. etc.
i sing songs to my daughter before she goes to sleep.
me too! i call her my turtledove. and sing to her b-tterfly kisses.
while having s-x and right before the man is about to -j-c-l-t-, he takes his p-n-s out, points it into the air above the partners head, and -j-c-l-t-s all over her.
“tonight, can you show me how to turtle dove?”
“babe, i am going to turtle dove tonight…”
to steal an idea, cause you suck b-lls too much to think of ideas yourself.
wtf! some sh-tty writer turtledove’d my ideas.
how a rashiburger makes me feel sometimes
rashi gave me a kiss and now i feel like a turtledove! :d
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