Turtlehead Poke
the turtlehead poke requires a specific diet that hardens
fecal matter for the male. when step one is accomplished the male creates a
turtlehead by defacating and stopping in mid-release. this requires a very
steady and patient -ss. he then inserts the fecal matter into the female’s
v-g-n- without breaking it off. it is a near impossible feat but when
accomplished there is nothing quite like it.
i saw two people do the turtlehead poke and i puked all
over the place.
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