turtleneck blanket


when an uncirc-mcised p-n-s touches tip-to-tip with a circ-mcised p-n-s and blankets the head with its foreskin. similar to a chinese finger trap!
chad: dude, did you hear what heath and jake did this weekend?

noah: no, man what happened?

chad: heath was p-ssed out at the party and jake took off his pants and gave him a turtleneck blanket!

noah: radical.

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