Turtus
an amalgamation of tortoise and turtle, often used by people with mental r-t-rdation who cannot tell the difference.
that turtus was swimming so swiftly beneath the azure waves. by the way, i am mentally r-t-rded
when u air in the v-g-n- gets stuck and doesn’t want to come out. and then it starts to talk to u.
my turtus is haunting me.
a.k.a ‘turtle heading’. when you need to go to the toilet really badly for a poo and it feels like it is already coming out.
“that guy looks like he has mad turtus, just look at his face!”
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