Twasm
a crossed inbred of a tw-t and a spasm! in other words, someone who is a complete divwad!!
example: emz
uncontrolled movement as a side-effect of chemical overindulgence.
“sorry i spilt your coffee, my hand’s twasming a bit.”
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