Tuscan Mudslide
upon completion of the defication ritual, a tuscan mudslide is the experience of having a tenacious amount of p–p residue left on the -n-s, thus having to wipe a tremendous amount until the b-ttocks has used up a weeks ration of toilet paper.
“after his big sticky dump, joel was telling curtis about how much his -n-s was bleeding after he was done wiping. curtis knew that joel had just experienced a tuscan mudslide.”
“it was as if i was just wiping a piece of toilet paper across a brown sharpie. that was a rough tuscan mudslide.”
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