Tuscan Mule
tuscan mule: (eng. 20th cent.) – a chain of s-xual moves beginning with a b-tt f-ck followed by a bl-w j-b with full inversion of bodily fluids. basically you are bf’ing you special lady friend and cop a pull out like you are going to blow the load, switch ends for the bj and pull a fluid inversion, instead of sp-nk she gets p-ss, and the exclamation point is the up-the-nose-shot for that jumped in the pool with the acidity of p-ss in the sinus burn. if she comes back for more, you got a keeper.
dude, that chick got wasted at the party, and phil and wes both pulled tuscan mules on her. she needed 4 rolls of paper towels and a pressure washer to clean up.
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