Tuscan T-Bone
1. a menu item at olive garden. grilled 18 oz choice t-bone brushed with italian herbs. served with tuscan potatoes and bell peppers.
2. a tuscan t-bone occurs when a guy is ready to slide it gently into a cute, usually italian, chick’s p-ssy. he first takes a peek to enjoy the view and discovers a disgustingly hairy crotch, tries to ram it in before he gets sick, misses her camouflaged hole, and jams his c-ck into her taint. all of this ends with his bone crumpled into the shape of a “t”.
bill: ouch! sh-t!
sophie: what happened?
bill: what do you mean, what happened? i took one look at your sn-tch and ended up with a tuscan t-bone. you could warn a guy!
in prison, its the opposite of tossing salad. it’s when the one who’s salad has been tossed has the opportunity to shove something up the t-ss-r’s -ss, i.e. a stick, soap, a p-n-s.
“did you hear about joe.” “what?” “big frank tossed his salad, so he shoved a mop up his -ss.”
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