tushy tobogganing
the act of sliding your p-n-s between the two b-tt cheeks without penetrating the b-tt hole. usually performed when a man is bored with t-tty f-cking or sticking his p-n-s in every other orifice of his long term significant other, but the s.o. refuses to do -n-l s-x.
guy: baby just one time, let me get in that b-tt hole, just for a little bit.
girl: for the 1000th time, absolutely not! my friend did it once and said it hurts too much.
guy: at least let me go tushy tobogganing then.
girl: well ok, but no funny business!
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