tute


a tube, often made out of tin foil, used to smoke heroin and/or other opiates.
‘hey man, i’m dope sick hurry up and p-ss the tute!’
abbreviation of ‘tutorial’, used at oxford uni. a tutorial typically consists of one or two students spending an hour in the company of a fellow of the university, studying some aspect of their degree subject.
have you handed in your tute work yet?
a simpler and more familiar way of saying “prost-tutes” for those with a great deal of experience and familiarity on the subject. especially used by u.s. marines serving on the island of okinawa, j-pan.
what did you do this weekend?” “oh, you know – drank a few beers, got a few tutes.
beyond cute.
imagine you live in hawaii, after a long day at the beach you and your best friends grab some indian takeout and take it to cliff overlooking the ocean, at nearly sunset. you roll out straw mats and watch dozens of surfers in the water, sipping your brews as dusk approaches. you look at each other, bronzed from the sun, and think of what a beautiful place you live in and what an amazing days it’s been. this picnic is so tute.
tutes is the plural of tute(tutorial). a website that offers tutorials is usually made up of many tutes. there can be written tutes, video tutes or audio tutes. online tutes allow anyone to learn any subject no matter what their circ-mstances.
“i saw an amazing video on video-tutes today.”
almost same as cute but more of a little girl kind of cute.
that dress is just so tute!
prost-tute. one who sells herself for s-x or possibly just a stuck up b-tch. a new word that will soon be sweeping the streets thanks to me. yeah that’s right, me. everyone start using this word because it is the best slang term for a prost-tute. keep da hoezzz on da streetzzz for life!!11
you are a f-cking tute. step off and get back to the gutter.

eh tute, where the f-ck is my money!? back all up dat sh-t and tute it up harder so’s i can fly all up my pimp wagon wit da illes’ gear.

yo where da tutes at up in dis b-tch!!? i need to expectorate into a mildly attractive woman for a reasonable price.

paris hilton.

one who is paid for s-x
that ‘tute got messed up by al gore.

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