TV-B-Gone


a small, universal television remote control with only an on/off b-tton. this small device is most fun at use in airports, bars, restaurants, laundromats, student activity centers, etc.
phil: hey steve, do you have your tv-b-gone today?
stephen: yeah, lets go p-ss off the freshman in sac.
phil: f-ck yeah

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