TV coma
when a person shuts everything out around and falls into a trance when watching television. the phone in not head, children are not paid attention to and the house could be on fire and they wouldn’t care or know because they were in a tv coma.
dude, the house is on fire!
(silence)
shake out if it man, you’re in a tv coma.
the state of being motherf-cken relaxed watching t.v. to the point where your eyes are f-cken burning.
t.v. coma
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