tv guardian
an electronic program that edits out swear words and the name “g-d” during a program.
it is an extremely annoying device used by ultra-conservative christians to bug the h-ll out of anyone else. the device, oddly enough, makes the swear words stick out even more than they normally would. this makes a word like “hugs” become an inside joke since the term edited out is “s-x”.
tv guardian really sucks! it turns a movie like “tropic thunder” into a silent film.
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