tv-re-mote
one, who, has a small p-n-s and talks to trees.
an example of this would be pope
the greatest of all time, or “g.o.a.t.” at the popular game hide and seek. much like the nba basketball player steph curry, the tv remote is always there when it doesn’t matter, but never shows up when you need it.
“what happened to the love that you used to have for me?” sarah asked
“just like the tv remote, it’s lost and gone forever.” paul replied
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