twack


twack v. to strike with great force using the back of the middle finger (usually the nail) after coiling it under pressure against the opposing thumb. accomplished twackers can inflict great welts upon their victim’s flesh.
that t-rd cutter p-ssed me off, so i twacked him right in the munt!

on the first twack
pope jumped like a macaque;
on the second twack
pope was taken aback;
on the third twack
lost his marbles the old hack.
(a. s. pushkin)
twack v. to strike with great force using the back of the middle finger (usually the nail) after coiling it under pressure against the opposing thumb. accomplished twackers can inflict great welts upon their victim’s flesh. (this definition posted by the forerunner was removed from the urban dictionary by some evil force… but truth shall prevail!)
that t-rd cutter p-ssed me off, so i twacked him right in the munt!
“on the first twack//pope jumped like a macaque//on the second twack//pope was taken aback//on the third twack//lost his marbles the old hack” (a.s. pushkin)
1. another word for crystal methamphetamine.

2. common objects -ssociated with crystal methamphetamine. these objects can be signs that junkies are present or were there recently (maybe crashed on the floor/couch). these things include really cr-ppy drawings of graffiti on scr-p paper, uncleaned dog poo/drinks/food on the carpet, broken light bulbs/missing light bulbs (can be improvised to smoke meth), crafty arts that require short attention spans (for females), left-over traces of meth on the coffee table, and other various tweaker paraphernalia.
1. yo man you got some of that twack?(twacktonite)

2. man i got home last night and my room mate had twack all over the living room!
to be super tweaked
i did 4 geygers and i’m twizzacked
slang for methamphetamine
yeah she’s been doing h-lla twack lately
the sound a bag of quarters makes when it hits someone upside the head, causing this individual to have a lazy eye.
that twack -ss b-tch can’t even see straight
a twitterer who constantly checks his/her twitter account hoping that the celebrity they stalk will respond to something they commented on that particular persons page.
darryl – “why do you look so tired?”
leroy – “i was up all night waiting to see if jon stamos said thanks for telling him his -ss would make a great helmet.”
darryl – “g-d your a twack! well…did he?”
leroy – “(weeping) no!”

darryl – “…..would mine??”
(long, awkward pause)

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