twacking off
when you are on a stimulant such as meth or adderall and your s-x drive is making you so h-rny you decide to jack off but you take longer to achieve an -rg-sm because of the shrinkage involved with using an amphetamine
i took a second adderall on accident and was so h-rny i was twacking off and it took me three hours to c-m
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