twaddle


a word meaning nonsensical or meaningless talk.
enough of this idiotic twaddle! if i wanted to hear a load of bullsh-t, i’d be watching c-span!
1. to waddle due to an object inserted in one’s bearded taco.

2. to diddle one’s tw-t.

1. she inserted the d-ld- into her v-g-n- and twaddled off to work.

2. she’s so preoccupied she must be twaddling.
another word for poppyc-ck or nonsense.
my dear old chum, you always talk such twaddle when you’ve had a few drinks!
a) nonsensical gibberish.
b) the source of excellent articles and media by excellent individuals.
“stop talking twaddle, you annoying b-st-rd.”
“i say chaps, i think we should all go to www.thetwaddle.co.uk!”
to total your friends car by driving it in to a tree or mail box
last night jake was driving my car and twaddled it.
the greatest last name of all time.
my last name is twaddle, b-tch!
a mysterious female medical condition. women with the twaddles have a tiny b-llsack attached to their -n-s, and sometimes appear to have l-b– extending into their -ssholes.
brah, i was making out with this chick, and she stopped me and told me she had the twaddles and asked if i still wanted to hook up. i was like f-ck that sh-t, b-tch, and i walked out. alpha as f-ck.

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