Twaggot

n. any person/persons that know what twitter is or use it personally. also anyone that votes down on this word is a twaggot
dudea: have you heard about this twitter sh-t!?

dudeb: i hear all the sheeple talking bout it but i’m glad i’m still in the 26% of people that don’t know what twitter is.

dudea: ya… anyone that knows what it is, is a flaming twaggot!!!
a twitter f-ggot, as describing perez hilton on the opie and anthony show
“perez hilton is a twaggot as he whined about getting punched in the face!”
tw-t and f-ggot mixed together, generally means your a h-m-s-xual -sshole. and lets be honest with ourselves, who likes them.
john yip: hi pat
pat: h-llo, i fingered my -ss when i w-nked yesterday
john yip: f-cking twaggot!
an amalgamation of tw-t and f-ggot which isn’t technically offensive but has the same effect as an insult to someone who knows what it means.
you are such a twaggot.
penned by blogn-gg-r, a twaggot is a smug, self-congratulatory twitter user who obsessively uses the site to attempt to make witticisms and get closer to genuinely witty people they can vaguely namedrop in conversation. unfortunately a twaggot can do neither successfully, so their foray into hip media outlets soon comes to a close when they realise they are not interesting or funny.
“@stephenfry this is wonderful!! warmest greetings from the ppr! after your sojourn you should join us for a picnic…we’ll walk on custard!” – now that is a twaggot