twait


only a man can be called this, preferably
an identical twin. its a slang word that hasnt been around for a while. it relates to drawing the short straw in the dna gene pool, hence one twin is thicker than the other.

t-thick
w-w-nker
a-and
i-`is
t-twin
“that brian is a right twait“
verb – to confuse condiments with condoms and quickly realize after your annual physical that there is indeed a difference.

noun – one who twaits.
“dude, i smell like a ballpark. i must’ve twaited last night. well, hopefully those antibiotics work again.”

“please, for the sake of those around you, do not be a twait.”

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