Twalrus
a way to describe a person who is so fat they look like two walrus’ put together.
girl 1: dude! oh my god, remember that date i had yesterday?
girl 2: yeah, why?
girl 1: he was a —king twalrus!
girl 2: holy chiznit! no way?! twalrus?
girl 1: total twalrus
girl 2: gross!
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