Twamp


acronym for typical william and mary person. used to describe the awkward, bookish, ugly, wow-playing nerds that infest the college of william and mary.
girl 1: hey, do you see that guy over there?
girl 2: the one with the acne, hiking backpack, and no social skills?
girl 1: yeah. he’s in my psych cl-ss. he’s such a twamp.
a sac-o-weed that costs $20
‘we bought a twamp, loaded up the bong, and puffed away’
formal definition: one gram of marijuana costing $20.

other uses: often used to refer to sack (of any size) costing $20. and sometimes to refer to a 20 dollar bill.
pancho’s been paying a twamp for them twamps. guess no one told him ’bout them eighters or better yet them nor cal half eighters at a 20 spot. fool needa recanize.
20 dollars worth of weed, a 20 sack of weed
boy 1: want to buy this twamp?
boy 2: nah man i got an 8th at home.
boy 1: aight, peace
20″ or larger diameter wheels for trucks
dude- that truck’s rollin on twamps
the sketchiest party house at colorado college.

origins may be from tw-t + swamp = twamp, or supposedly a reference to some sort of mold growing there. they always throw down wednesday nights, and you’ll be sure to see lots of freshmen sl-ts wasted out of their minds. an experience everyone must have at least once.
person 1: you goin to the twamp tonight??

person 2: nah, i don’t want an std.
a twenty dollar bill.
hey let me get that twamp out ya.

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