twampage
the act of tweeting in a rampant fashion over a short period of time about nothing in particular
dude i went on a sick twampage last night! i lost like 4 followers!
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a very large, loose tw-t ex. that fat chick had a freakin tw-tapotamus!
- twat demon
1. someone who craves any, and all v-g-n- 2. a man that knows how to work a v-g-n- like he has one. that guy is such a tw-t demon! his life is all about getting v-g-n-!
- twatcopter
the act of making a “raspberry” sound with one’s mouth, while it is between a pair of l-b–. the v-g-n-l equivalent of the “motorboat”. “her baloney flaps were so large, i couldn’t help planting my face in there and doin’ the tw-tcopter.” or “it’s a lot harder to pull off a resonant tw-tcopter if she’s […]
- Twat Plates
(noun, plural, brit.) personalised registration plates on a motor vehicle that suggest to everyone but the owner that the vehicle’s occupants are tw-ts, chumps, or under-endowed f-ckwits with all the charm and s-x appeal of a road accident. examples of ‘tw-t plates’: -55 ho7e n0 p3n15 5aggy va91na
- Two Push Polly
a “two push polly’ is a woman so fine that even ron jeremy could only manage a couple of strokes before spaffing his dirty load. did you see that c-ck slot jogging in her bikini millsy? my god, she was perfect, a proper two push polly. i’m never going to get to slide into that! […]