Twat Plates


(noun, plural, brit.) personalised registration plates on a motor vehicle that suggest to everyone but the owner that the vehicle’s occupants are tw-ts, chumps, or under-endowed f-ckwits with all the charm and s-x appeal of a road accident.
examples of ‘tw-t plates’:

-55 ho7e
n0 p3n15
5aggy va91na

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