twan

someone who is the most extraordinary of the extraordinary. this person is considered a god amongst men and is also known to be called a king of kings.
im better than you, infact i am better than everyone. i’m just on another level, i am twan.
someone who is washed up, has gone soft, and no longer commands respect in the hood. from ice cube’s song “check yo self.”
“you’re gone, used to be the don juan, now your name is just twan.”
-ice cube, “check yo self”

carlos: “whats up dogg, long time since you been back in the hood.”
tony: “for real. what’s going on with j.d. these days? that dude used to run sh-t around here.”
carlos: “fool has gone soft. now he ain’t nothin’ but a twan. he settled down with some b-tch and she’s got him whipped. i saw him last week walking her weak–ss chihuahua around the block, cleaning up its sh-t and sh-t. then i saw him with that ho the other day going into the movies to watch ‘confessions of a shopaholic.'”
tony: “man that is some mark–ss sh-t! we gotta straighten that twan–ss b-tch out. let’s ride on that fool.”
carlos: “word.”
a 20 or a gram of weed
yo, how fat are your twans? 1.3 grams that’s tight

yo, i hear mike’s got the fattest twans in north sh-r-
1.completely and utterly terrific.

2.a word said in agreement with something awesome.
that party was so twan!!

friend one- we are killing it tonight!!
friend two- twan!!
when one is born a twin and their counterpart p-sses away. one cannot have a twan, but they can be a twan.
aw jake, that poor twan, his twin bro got run over by a bus.
an incredibly hairy man. often confused with the yeti. has a resemblance with peter griffin due to his intellectual capacity.
has an obsession with poppers and enjoys spending all his money for rag week on one night out.
doesn’t mix well with alcohol due to unwanted tatoos and baldness.
can be heard saying phrases such as:
“sniff”
“eh la rag week!”
“just f-ckin down it la, dont even think about it just f-ckin doo it la!”
“comin out for a f-g la?”
“f-ckin raaaagin la”
“if ur not gonna do it for yourself la just do it for me.”
“a few quite ones tonight la?”
“sniff”
“man you should see my back, it’s like a twan!”

“are you goin on the twan tonight?”

“man i’m gonna go as mad as a twan tonight!”

in relation to the drinking of alcohol: “twan it” to drink as fast as possible.

a twan is a cigarette preferable a parliment light
bro 1 – yo dude can i have a twan?
bro 2 – yea of course but you get them next time

1
2
next ›
last »