twangler
the drawstrings of a hoodie that make your sweatshirt look r-t-rded if they’re uneven
hey bud, you look like an idiot with your tw-nglers all f-cked up like that
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the combination of tw-t and a young woman who goes by the name of fatimah. often used as a term of endearment when she gets on your nerves. hey tw-timah!! how’s it going? please p-ss the tofu, tw-timah.
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when a person, usually after drinking copious amounts of alcohol, dies after choking on their own vomit. it occurs when a person is asleep (or p-ssed out) and is lying on their back. it is so named as it is the fashion in which jimi hendrix died. thgus making it popular my mate alsmost pulled […]
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when a girl tries to front-hug a boy but it’s awkward because they’re both wearing backpacks. “i tried to hug him after school but i totally pulled a kaycee.”
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when an odor resembling cod emanates from a female’s crotch area. individual will most likely try to blame someone else for the foul, repungent smell. sam has horrid tw-t-tosis, she might consider washing that sh-t.
- Twatted
1. to be hit on the head by another head or occasionally a fist. 2. to be very, very drunk, 1. “…this chav tried to steal my burger so i tw-tted him one…” 2. “i was so tw-tted last night, i still can’t see who i’m sleeping with…” to be under the influence of particular […]