twarp


a twarp is an as-xual organ, often requested by gender-confused individuals. while rarely found in nature, a twarp was genetically engineered by the good scientists behind the spanish inquisition. since their introduction, they have begun increasingly popular, especially among cubans, mailmen, catholic priests, and bronies.
it was totally a sure thing, but it turned out she had a twarp.
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