twasted
1. when one is competely and utterly f-cked by any form of alcoholic beverage.
also an australian term meaning dope or sick.
sh-t, last night i got twasted and f-cked my own grandma.
d-mn cracka, that s-x was twasted
to be extremely drunk. short for “totally wasted”
“i was twasted last night after 7 gl-sses of wine at the graduation party.”
the process of getting completely and totaly wasted. usually to the point where you either a) black out, dont remember, end up with two rico suaves in your dads car, p-ss out still in your boots, lose your car, purse, mind, etc.
lets get twasted and take advantage of ourselves.
the effect of consuming a combination of alcohol and at least one other substance (most commonly marijuana, although prescription pain medication may be used as a subst-tute if you have exhausted your weed supply) common symptoms that you are twasted are slurred speech, heightened emotional state, repeatedly stating in a high pitched voice that you are “twasted!”. no future recollection of the event. embarr-ssing photos soon follow.
ooh big daddy i’m so twasted right now.
to be strange, weird, spasticated, or well done in.
you’re well twasted, you are.
the combination of both tw-t and b-st-rd. used as a convienient and somewhat funny alternative to swearing.
you are a twasted.
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