Twat Dog
a dried up crusty p-n-s. it would look like a wrinkely pruney finger after you were in the bathtub too long.
-grandma was baking cookies one day when grandpa walked out of the bathroom stark naked. she exclaimed “by golly! he has a tw-t dog!”
–after being in the hot tub for quite some time, billy stepped out and was pantsed by a friend exposing his tw-t dog to everyone at the party.
a tw-t dog is when a male tries sticking his limp d-ck into a girls v-g-n-, and it won’t go in beacause it is limp like a hot dog, similar to whiskey d-ck.
that swamp donkey was so ugly i got a tw-t dog and was able to perform s-xual endeavors with her.
a female who pleasures herself with a hotdog.
danielle: did you hear about crystal? she put a hotdog in her v-g-n- and it broke off inside and she had to go to the hospital.
c-ssie: ew. she’s a tw-tdog.
when you put a cold, preferably frozen hot dog in a girls p-ssy when shes p-ssed out, then it gets stuck in there. it will smell like sh-t in a few days without her realizing it.
“when jennifer was p-ssed out drunk, i pulled the ol’ tw-t-dog on her.”
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