twat foot


a foot covered in tw-t slime and thus has the odour about it of tw-t
daughter: “mother, your foot smells rather fishy today”
mother: “yes, i’m suffering from a severe case of tw-t foot”

albert: “my word henry, you have extraordinarily bad tw-t foot today”
henry: “indeed, i was up tw-t footing all night with gloria”

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