twat goblin
a miniature goblin that resides in the v-g-n- like an evil two legged tape worm. it’s attracted to the stinky smell of fish. it also likes to stay in the dark. lastly, it woks as a living tampon as it sucks the blood from the girl’s v-g-n-.
jerry put his p-n-s inside her v-g-n- and it came out half eaten because the tw-t goblin was hungry.
a piddling p-ssant p-ssive-agressive jack-ss. usually a co-worker.
they are usually found as support staff in places of higher learning.
“does the student service department only recruit staffers from the magical land of the tw-tgoblins?”
“the new guy in housing is such a tw-tgoblin”
one who likes eat syphillis ridden stinky v-g-n-.
carolyn is a tw-t goblin.
child
aww, what an ugly little tw-t goblin.
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