Twat Hammer
adj.- 1.a word describing extreme anger.
noun.- 2. a c-ck so large a womans c-nt feels as though it is being beaten with a hammer.
verb.- 3. the act of s-xual intercourse. also known as, “f-cking,the nasty, backseat wr-sslin’, and tw-ted.”
1. “ted stole my money! tw-t hammer!”
2. “bob came over to my house last nite, and pulled out his tw-t hammer! i’m still sore!”
3. “me and pablo tw-t hammerd last nite!”
1 more definition
a p-n-s so small that it is unable to penetrate the v-g-n-, so the only successful way to pleasure the female (or transvest-te) is to slap the outer lips of the poontang. tw-t hammer.
ryan’s p-n-s was to small to pleasure alex. so they had to resort to the tw-t hammer manoeuvre.
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