twat macho



(noun) the alpha male who dominates nearby males and incorporates the majority of females into his steed for exclusive reproduction.

the tw-t macho is, in a more human sense, the attention-whoring bad-ss whom women see as a suitable sperm donor.

candidly i asked, “tw-t macho…what’s your secret? how do you keep ’em coming?”

he replied, “it’s simple, women generally love to be treated like sh-t.”

i can’t believe he dibbled susan. he must be some kind of tw-t macho.

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