twat mobile


derived from the “bat mobile” from batman, used to discribe a piece of sh-t car, usually covered with stickers and other cheap and nasty modifications and being driven by the local little chav idiot.
“oh look it’s f-cking tw-tman in his tw-t mobile!”

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