twat monger
someone who busies oneself in the sordid pursuit of v-g-n-.
my roomate in college….now that man was a bonified tw-t monger!
a context-sensitive term of either endearment or rebuke.
coming for a break, tw-tmonger?
or
derek, you’re such a sausage-fingered tw-tmonger!
a person who is involved with tw-t in a petty and/or contemptible way.
see also fishorcheesemonger.
example 1
person 1: hey where’s billy?
person 2: i don’t know — that tw-tmonger is probably elbow deep in c-nt right now.
example 2
person 1: so i’m not sure why the girl i’m trying to date is upset with me.
person 2: maybe because you’re trying to date her but you flirt with her friend who likes you in front of her face.
person 1: no dude it’s cool though because i don’t like her friend like that. i just like flirting with her.
person 2: -sigh-. p-ss off, tw-tmonger.
literally, a vendor (trader) of tw-t
kyle is the biggest tw-tmonger this side of philadelphia.
a lesbian. monger as in some f-cked up version of the french “manger”, to eat. literally “tw-t eatter”
“why is she talking in such a deep voice”
“she’s a raging tw-tmonger”
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