twat mop
any rag used after s-x to clean up the “mess”.
lynn snacthed up a tw-t mop to wipe her c-nt before she got off the bed.
n. an apr-n of flesh composed of the hanging, distended l-b– of an obese woman. typically, a tw-t mop will extend to the floor, hence the name.
may also be applied to one who possesses a tw-t mop.
r: check out those two tw-t mops… they can hardly bowl with those things between their legs. i think they just waxed the bowling lanes.
d: that is revolting.
another name for a go-tee
joe: frank when you going to shave off that tw-t mop?
frank: h-ll no bro the ladies love it when my tw-t-mop brushes their p-ssy
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