twat off
a tw-t off is when a women gets bored of jerymy kyle, the kids are at school and she really needs to have a good w-nk
“the war is upon us ” said eric , as the army approached. “omg ” she said, as she ran to the bedroom and had a quick ‘tw-t off ‘ . dead, eric lay , when the approaching forces finally found her, she was overcome with tw-ttishness.
get a mug for your aunt riley.
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