twat puppet


someone who cannot think for him/herself.
my friend insists on only reading books from oprah’s book club. what a tw-t puppet.
a tw-t thats bouncing around on the end of your pippick like a puppet.

having your fist up a ho’s p-ssy.
i had that b-tch bouncing on my junk like a little tw-tpuppet.

i had my hand so far up her p-ssy, i could have made her mouth move…..what a tw-tpuppet.

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