Twat Shuffle


v. when a person is cycling between “dating” two different girls with equally dirty v-g-n-s. typically used when a player switches between seeing two or more less-than-hygienic girls. a tw-t shuffle is typically seen 3 to 4 times on an average episode of maury.
ex. 1
john: i just saw carl with jess! i thought he was going on a date with jamie!
mark: nah he changed his mind last night.
john: ohhhh, cl-ssic tw-t shuffle.

ex.2
carlos: did you see maury yesterday? one guys tried to tw-t shuffle 4 girls and got caught! that dude’s life is over.

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