Twat Slap


the s-xual act of ripping out a used tampon from a v-g-n- and proceeding to strike the user of said tampon in the face with it.
person #1: i heard mike tw-t slapped holly.
person #2: ya, i know and i heard she loved it.
holly: it’s true!
4 more definitions
the act of extending the fingers and palm towards the female genitalia to produce an enjoyable sound
“dude sheehan said jenn yelled at his for giving her a tw-t slap last night”
noun: when two people (generally females) get mad at each other and slap the others v-g-n- really hard.
casey: dude i can’t walk…

janis: why? tw-t slap?

casey: this b-tch just tw-t slapped me over the last twinkie.
female version of a c-ck block
that b-tch tw-t slapped me last night
a name for a b-tch you cant stand
that girl is a f-cking tw-t slap!

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