Twat Swat
phrase quoted by famous stand-up comedian dane cook in “isolated incident”
the equivalent to the male “c-ck block,” in which a female accompaniment creates the imposibility of her female friend to “get lucky” with a possible male interest. done so by intentionally saying something completely irrelevant and embar-ssing. commonly takes place in social gatherings.
jane: so what do you like to do for fun, billy?
billy: well i like to…
jane’s friend: sorry to interupt! so, jane, how’s your aids?
-awkward silence-
you’ve been tw-t swated.
female version of c-ckblock, female who stops other females from hooking up
let me sleep with him, don’t “tw-t swat.”
i was totally going to do that guy until my friend emily stepped in and “tw-t swatted” me.
the same as c-ck blocking, only with women.
we were making out in the back room and ashley kept tw-t swatting.
to prevent your female friend from receiving s-xual pleasure from another.
“she could not get rid of her roommate all night, what a tw-t swat!”
lesbian equivalent of a c-ckblock.
rebecca was scissoring janice with her eyes when melissa came and sat down next to them and completely ruined the moment. what a tw-tswat.
the female version of the c-ck block, the act of one female swooping in on the possible hookup of another female
i was talking to that guy at the bar, and when i came back from the bathroom that biotch had tw-t-swatted me!
the c-ckblock for women
melissa just totally got tw-tswatted by amber.
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