Twat Swatted
the female version of c-ck blocking, where a female try’s to hook up with a man, but has her chances blown by a friend, who usually is f-ck-face.
female 1: omg! nancy! that b-tch susie totally tw-t swatted me when i was trying to talk to this amazing guy last night!
female 2: what a tw-t swatting c-nt! lets get our nails done!
female 1: ok!
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when a female maliciously prevents another female from getting it on with a guy she is interested in to have him for herself.
did you see what amanda did? she totally tw-t swatted kristin so she couldn’t hook up with him!
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