Twat Swatting
when a female trys to intervien with another female who is trying to hook up with some bro. a.k.a. girl version of c-ck blocking.
guy 1: ” yo this girl is all on my d”
guy 2: ” oh truee. get that nut!”
guy 1: ” bro, im trying but this other hoe keeps interviening, shes being such a tw-t swat! ”
guy 2: ohh definate tw-t swatting!
the lesbian version of c-ck blocking; when someone messes with a dyk-‘s mojo
yo, i’m sorry about last night’s tw-t swatting. i didn’t realize you had a girl with you. i’m sorry if i interrupted anything.
this femme’s ex-boyfriend just didn’t know when to quit! he wouldn’t leave us the h-ll alone! f-cking tw-t swatter.
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