twat tan


a tan which does not graduate in tone leaving a straight line between pale and tanned skin.
for example, wearing a t-shirt on an extremely hot day and having a tan which stops immediately at the elbow.
i had to work the 9-5 shift today in the sun and now i’ve got this bl–dy tw-t tan

waaayy nice tw-t tan mate!

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